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by LunchBreaker
January 5th, 2021, 1:22 pm
Forum: Talking In Learning
Topic: Hypothetical Question -- Selling an object for an aveira
Replies: 3
Views: 3694

Hypothetical Question -- Selling an object for an aveira

If a Jew walks into your store where you sell cutlery, and as you are counting the forks and knives he's buying, he tells you that they are for eating lobster, do you then have to refuse the sale?
by LunchBreaker
January 5th, 2021, 10:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Difference between "it's not" and "it isn't"
Replies: 3
Views: 3556

Re: Difference between "it's not" and "it isn't"

It's not different, but it isn't exactly the same.
by LunchBreaker
January 5th, 2021, 10:47 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Advertisement Parody
Replies: 1
Views: 2163

Re: Advertisement Parody

It's always important to get a good fit for any clothing you sew for an apple.
by LunchBreaker
January 5th, 2021, 10:44 am
Forum: Opinion
Topic: "Amen and awomen" is a joke.
Replies: 4
Views: 2129

Re: "Amen and awomen" is a joke.

It's not that funny, but it's also not a big deal.
by LunchBreaker
December 1st, 2020, 11:31 am
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 10292

Re: Let's write a story!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Pinny and the rest of Squadron 3234jdic were running out of time. That was the real reason Pinny was back with the trainees and temps: they kept an extra supply in their briefcases, and he needed to borrow it.
by LunchBreaker
December 1st, 2020, 11:21 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Why do people eat chicken wings?
Replies: 8
Views: 3285

Re: Why do people eat chicken wings?

Yankel The Goat wrote: November 30th, 2020, 5:45 pm
Cranberry wrote: October 18th, 2020, 3:49 pm Why eat non-foods?
They are food.
They are literally mostly bone. So a small percentage is technically food. But as a whole, they're not.
by LunchBreaker
November 3rd, 2020, 1:39 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Pointless semantics
Replies: 10
Views: 2454

Re: Pointless semantics

Was Grover Cleveland really the 22nd and 24th president just because his terms weren't consecutive? He was still just one person.
by LunchBreaker
November 3rd, 2020, 1:27 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 10292

Re: Let's write a story!

Outside the house, Yaakov and Dina were trying to figure out what to do. They were pretty sure that the moving company was not allowed to cancel mid-job, but what could they do about it? "Wait a minute," said Dina. "Why don't we just take the stuff back and drive it in our pickup truc...
by LunchBreaker
November 2nd, 2020, 10:49 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: I started a new party planning business today
Replies: 3
Views: 1868

Re: I started a new party planning business today

I'm not operating that differently with the pandemic. My Zoom circus is the same as the regular circus, but due to complaints from animal rights activists, we do not have any animals, we don't have clowns because of the 2016 clown sightings, and we don't have any trapeze artists or fire eaters (or a...
by LunchBreaker
November 2nd, 2020, 10:22 am
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 10292

Re: Let's write a story!

"But I thought the triplets didn't want a cat," Yaakov said. "They wanted a dog." "They wanted a dog, but they didn't specifically not want a cat." Dina said. "In fact, Chanie and Chavie are really excited about the idea, and so is Chaim, though he's pretending not...
by LunchBreaker
November 2nd, 2020, 9:56 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Microwave ovens are safe
Replies: 3
Views: 1846

Re: Microwave ovens are safe

So those people eat a cold lunch?
by LunchBreaker
November 2nd, 2020, 9:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Don't wear a mask with your nose sticking out.
Replies: 5
Views: 2040

Re: Don't wear a mask with your nose sticking out.

Guys, did you know...
That uhm,
Your nose
Goes inside your mask.
by LunchBreaker
October 27th, 2020, 10:55 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What do you eat if you have anosmia?
Replies: 11
Views: 3081

Re: What do you eat if you have anosmia?

"He had a really mild case. His only symptom is that he lost one of the five senses, perhaps permanently."
by LunchBreaker
October 27th, 2020, 10:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Don't wear a mask with your nose sticking out.
Replies: 5
Views: 2040

Don't wear a mask with your nose sticking out.

Seriously. What's the point? And aside from the safety issue, it looks ridiculous.
by LunchBreaker
October 22nd, 2020, 10:31 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Is college really necessary?
Replies: 2
Views: 1739

Re: Is college really necessary?

The point is to select people who had the opportunity to go to college. The college itself isn't important.
by LunchBreaker
October 20th, 2020, 9:41 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What do you eat if you have anosmia?
Replies: 11
Views: 3081

Re: What do you eat if you have anosmia?

If someone gets anosmia after having had a sense of smell, it's best for them to try new foods (because familiar foods will taste like the absence of whatever flavor they typically have).
by LunchBreaker
October 19th, 2020, 1:54 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Things we can all agree on
Replies: 4
Views: 1922

Re: Things we can all agree on

Some people think snakes make good pets, while others think they make terrible pets. However, all can agree that they generally do not make good pet owners (especially of mice).
by LunchBreaker
October 19th, 2020, 1:52 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: What do you eat if you have anosmia?
Replies: 11
Views: 3081

Re: What do you eat if you have anosmia?

I think fruit is still good because it's sweet and textured, though it would be missing flavor. And adding a little hot sauce can make foods more interesting.
by LunchBreaker
September 24th, 2020, 11:09 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How can I keep bees out of the sukkah?
Replies: 12
Views: 3376

Re: How can I keep bees out of the sukkah?

Bees and yellow jackets both love to be in the sukkah. I almost feel bad getting rid of them too, because we chase them out on the mere suspicion that they might sting, and they look like they're enjoying themselves so much flying to all the different decorations and exploring the tablecloth. But if...
by LunchBreaker
September 24th, 2020, 10:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Did de Blasio ruin New York City?
Replies: 10
Views: 6336

Re: Did de Blasio ruin New York City?

I think de Blasio thinks of NYC as a city state with autopilot.