You don't know him? His quotes are famous throughout the world. I am sure you have heard of one of his most common ones, "Grow and see until you know what life may bring"

If you're an expert at gliding, you can get stuff done a lot faster!

Anyone remember those orange creme-filled cookies?
What happened that they suddenly dissapeared?!?

can anyone make up a tune for the song I just wrote?
hunger has raged in my heart
but its only now about to start
growing and growing again
but now it disappeared with rain
oo uu oo uu waaoh!

isn't that the whole point?

If I had a nickel I would roll it down a hill, because that is the most valuable thing you can do with it currently.

another stupid one is " why is it called shipping if it goes by truck?"
btw, did anyone notice that all stupid questions are about the origin of words? -not counting questions with lack of tact

The speed of light travels faster than the speed of sound. That's why some people seem bright until you hear them.

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger. then it hit me.

2. student: you don't believe me that I have 36 pets?
teacher: Every statement needs a proof.
(next day) student: look this picture of my fish tank, see how many dogs fit in it?

Wash them after each use and then you could share.

Here are two classic questions to start with: Is a stack of three bread slices a bread sandwich? Is Rhode Island a state in Rhode Island (because the borders of the state of Rhode Island are within the borders of the state of Rhode Island)? Yes, according to the dictionary, a sandwich is someone or...

So you represent the people who support Cranberry, but honestly, I think there's only one.

Do you consider yourself a group? Otherwise you're not a people. (Even if you do, you're a people not the people.)

Some people just ask stupid questions. For example, Why is a driveway were you park and a parkway were you drive? If people wouldn't question the ways of the world all problems would be solved.

Some people think eggs should be eaten, while others insist that they should be beaten. However, all would agree that they are best not seaten.
(Sorry for the grammar, I just thought it had to rhyme.)

So throw away your hammer, there's nothing left to do, Go on home and find the gift, it's waiting there for you. Why spend hundreds of dollars a year replacing your hammer on a weekly basis? Not to mention smashing the floor. I'd think he was throwing it outside or in a garbage can, not on the floor.