Yankel the Goat meant (I'm assuming) "If you can even call them bags."

If no one is around, it's usually fine to pull it down temporarily, especially if it makes you uncomfortable.

You can talk quietly to yourself with no one noticing ;)

Am I allowed to have a death wish on the yellow jacket that kept on getting right near me?

Get an AeroGarden!

There are some apps that make it easier. Also, I love the Circle of Fifths (and fourths)! Whoever thought of it was an absolute genius!

They're not actually that cheap, because you're paying for a food that is mostly bones and hard to eat.

Ya'aleh V'yavo CAPO 2 Strumming pattern: 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & d u d u w u d u w = wait Part I. 2x Am Am C G Yaaleh veyavo veyagiyah Am Am C G Veyeiraeh veyeiratzeh veyishoma veyipokeid (F) C F G Veyizacher zichroneinu ufikdoneinu Am G Am Oy vezichron avoseinu Part II. 2x Am(F on 2) G (Em...

The question you mentioned is something commonly known as a joke. Specifically, a play on words.

No, they use an oven the old fashioned way.

He was the 22nd president. His successor was the 23d. At his second term he remained the 22nd, so the president after him should be considered the 24th.

"Well anyway," Yaakov said. "I still think we should try to find a different moving company. I don't want to drive all the way to Stanley, North Dakota and back so many times. Unless we sell our furniture and buy new furniture there. What do you think?"

"Are all units ready for stage 2?" Pinny heard the message from his handler, and he took a deep breath. This mission was dangerous. He had almost let his emotions get the better of him. When he saw his old drum set, he just had to play. Luckily he had gotten away before his father could ca...

"I thought I saw Pinny now."
There was silence for a few seconds, as Dina tried to comprehend what was just said.
"Pinny?" she asked. "But that's impossible!"
"He was playing the drums."

"Hi Yaakov, what's going on?"
Yaakov turned and saw his wife, who had spent a pleasant morning shopping for home décor, oblivious to the confusing events of the morning. Yaakov opened and closed his mouth, unsure where to begin.

In NYC, they send you a COVID care package if they trace your positive. They send things like masks and hand sanitizer. Instead, they should give that to you so you shouldn't get COVID. Also, they send you masks so you should go food shopping and not starve. Instead of making people with a virus spr...

Some people have antibodies, so they are not afraid for themselves. They are uncomfortable wearing a mask, but they want to wear a mask for appearances. Solution: Wear a mask under your nose so it appears from a distance that you are wearing a mask, while you breathing remains unrestricted.

In some books, the kids try to confide in an adult, but the adult doesn't believe them.

I own a sandwich business. Normally, I create custom sandwiches for my customers, which are freshly created on demand. I no longer operate in person due to COVID-19 concerns. Since the sandwich would no longer be fresh if I would ship it, I now offer "Remote Sandwich Eating." For a small f...

As disgusted as he was, there was still quite a bit curious. As a child, he had loved the book "The Five Children and It," and in his current situation he could certainly use a wish or two. Maybe this was a Psammead? But as the creature neared, his hopes were dashed. It was clearly not a m...