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- November 20th, 2020, 2:48 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Are paper bags really worth it?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2872
Re: Are paper bags really worth it?
Yankel the Goat meant (I'm assuming) "If you can even call them bags."
- November 9th, 2020, 10:49 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wear a mask.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2197
Re: Wear a mask.
If no one is around, it's usually fine to pull it down temporarily, especially if it makes you uncomfortable.
- November 9th, 2020, 12:45 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Reasons always to wear masks
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2486
Re: Reasons always to wear masks
You can talk quietly to yourself with no one noticing ;)
- November 5th, 2020, 10:23 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: How can I keep bees out of the sukkah?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3393
Re: How can I keep bees out of the sukkah?
Am I allowed to have a death wish on the yellow jacket that kept on getting right near me?
- November 5th, 2020, 10:22 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Indoor Gardening
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1799
Re: Indoor Gardening
Get an AeroGarden!
- November 5th, 2020, 10:20 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Why is music theory so neglected?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2213
Re: Why is music theory so neglected?
There are some apps that make it easier. Also, I love the Circle of Fifths (and fourths)! Whoever thought of it was an absolute genius!
- November 5th, 2020, 10:17 pm
- Forum: Food
- Topic: Why do people eat chicken wings?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3301
Re: Why do people eat chicken wings?
They're not actually that cheap, because you're paying for a food that is mostly bones and hard to eat.
- November 3rd, 2020, 4:21 pm
- Forum: Tablature
- Topic: Kumzits Songs- Am/Em
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3020
Re: Kumzits Songs- Am/Em
Ya'aleh V'yavo CAPO 2 Strumming pattern: 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & d u d u w u d u w = wait Part I. 2x Am Am C G Yaaleh veyavo veyagiyah Am Am C G Veyeiraeh veyeiratzeh veyishoma veyipokeid (F) C F G Veyizacher zichroneinu ufikdoneinu Am G Am Oy vezichron avoseinu Part II. 2x Am(F on 2) G (Em...
- November 3rd, 2020, 4:15 pm
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: STUPID QUESTIONS
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2887
Re: STUPID QUESTIONS
The question you mentioned is something commonly known as a joke. Specifically, a play on words.
- November 3rd, 2020, 4:14 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Microwave ovens are safe
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1863
Re: Microwave ovens are safe
No, they use an oven the old fashioned way.
- November 3rd, 2020, 4:13 pm
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: Pointless semantics
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2469
Re: Pointless semantics
He was the 22nd president. His successor was the 23d. At his second term he remained the 22nd, so the president after him should be considered the 24th.
- November 3rd, 2020, 4:11 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 10442
Re: Let's write a story!
"Well anyway," Yaakov said. "I still think we should try to find a different moving company. I don't want to drive all the way to Stanley, North Dakota and back so many times. Unless we sell our furniture and buy new furniture there. What do you think?"
- November 3rd, 2020, 12:51 am
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 10442
Re: Let's write a story!
"Are all units ready for stage 2?" Pinny heard the message from his handler, and he took a deep breath. This mission was dangerous. He had almost let his emotions get the better of him. When he saw his old drum set, he just had to play. Luckily he had gotten away before his father could ca...
- November 2nd, 2020, 4:25 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 10442
Re: Let's write a story!
"I thought I saw Pinny now."
There was silence for a few seconds, as Dina tried to comprehend what was just said.
"Pinny?" she asked. "But that's impossible!"
"He was playing the drums."
There was silence for a few seconds, as Dina tried to comprehend what was just said.
"Pinny?" she asked. "But that's impossible!"
"He was playing the drums."
- November 1st, 2020, 1:56 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 10442
Re: Let's write a story!
"Hi Yaakov, what's going on?"
Yaakov turned and saw his wife, who had spent a pleasant morning shopping for home décor, oblivious to the confusing events of the morning. Yaakov opened and closed his mouth, unsure where to begin.
Yaakov turned and saw his wife, who had spent a pleasant morning shopping for home décor, oblivious to the confusing events of the morning. Yaakov opened and closed his mouth, unsure where to begin.
- October 31st, 2020, 11:04 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: If they want people to get tested for the coronavirus
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1829
Re: If they want people to get tested for the coronavirus
In NYC, they send you a COVID care package if they trace your positive. They send things like masks and hand sanitizer. Instead, they should give that to you so you shouldn't get COVID. Also, they send you masks so you should go food shopping and not starve. Instead of making people with a virus spr...
- October 31st, 2020, 10:57 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Don't wear a mask with your nose sticking out.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2056
Re: Don't wear a mask with your nose sticking out.
Some people have antibodies, so they are not afraid for themselves. They are uncomfortable wearing a mask, but they want to wear a mask for appearances. Solution: Wear a mask under your nose so it appears from a distance that you are wearing a mask, while you breathing remains unrestricted.
- October 31st, 2020, 10:55 pm
- Forum: Chinuch
- Topic: Children's media in which children keep secrets from adults
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2282
Re: Children's media in which children keep secrets from adults
In some books, the kids try to confide in an adult, but the adult doesn't believe them.
- October 31st, 2020, 10:54 pm
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: I started a new party planning business today
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1883
Re: I started a new party planning business today
I own a sandwich business. Normally, I create custom sandwiches for my customers, which are freshly created on demand. I no longer operate in person due to COVID-19 concerns. Since the sandwich would no longer be fresh if I would ship it, I now offer "Remote Sandwich Eating." For a small f...
- October 31st, 2020, 10:51 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 10442
Re: Let's write a story!
As disgusted as he was, there was still quite a bit curious. As a child, he had loved the book "The Five Children and It," and in his current situation he could certainly use a wish or two. Maybe this was a Psammead? But as the creature neared, his hopes were dashed. It was clearly not a m...