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My wife: I went to buy cheese to make pizza today, but they were out of shredded cheese, so I bought a block.
Me: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
My wife: Well, it isn't grate.


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In the 9 Days, we have more reason for social distancing.

That's kind of funny

You will tell me whether my powers of invisibility are still working. Do I make myself clear?

Zoom classes have revealed a truth that some of us already suspected: like work meetings, most class sessions should have been an email all along.

I'm not clumsy ,only the floor hates me, the chairs are bullies ,and the wall just gets in my way

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the sign said deer crossing.

I never lose my keys because I keep them attached to the top of my keyboard where they belong!

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger. then it hit me.

The speed of light travels faster than the speed of sound. That's why some people seem bright until you hear them.

What do you call a person who doesn't have a car, but needs a way home?
A taxi:)